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I ate mashed potatoes and corn for dinner.   I swear. No meat, no protein, no greens.  I am a disturbed individual, this I know to be true. 
In my defense, I worked until 7:30pm and was too tired lazy to make a proper meal. 
The End 

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Mashed potatoes, mashed potatoes you are so delish,
You taste so much better than stinky tuna fish. 
Last night in the bowl you whipped up fluffy and hot,
I ate like 13 servings; I just couldn’t stop.
The butter was pooling on your peaks and your dales,
If Husbandito and I keep chowing you down, we’ll both become whales.
Thanks for bringing [...]

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**UPDATE:  4/17/2009: I spoke with a member of the processing team to get a status update because I received an email in March requesting additional documentation.  At this time, DeBeers is appealing and as members of the Class Action, we have to wait until a court date is given.  If DeBeers loses the appeal, settlements [...]

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Are you familiar with Adam Ant’s song “Goody Two Shoes“–you know the one–’don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do ya’ do’.  Well, he penned that song for me.  I’m a goody two shoes to the nth degree.  I’m almost 34 and have never been drunk, never smoked anything, and haven’t touched drugs.  Once I had a some champagne and [...]

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This is an interim post until I write the hookah/belly dancing one later today.  Our little bachelorette group walked to dinner and look what we espied with our little eyes en route.  No friends, your eyes are not deceiving you.  That IS a blow up doll popping through the moonroof of a limo.   I love New York.

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