My post office box has been crammed full of goodies recently and I just had to ‘show and tell’ my surprises!
The anticipation builds as I put the key into the lock. Will it be junk mail…or will it be a YELLOW slip heralding the arrival of the ever elusive PACKAGE?!
Yay! An offical PACKAGE! In a rare exhibition of self-restraint, I don’t tear into the box with my teeth right inside the post office.
Instead, I wait until safely tucked away in my car to slash and claw at the tape and wrapping with my car key. My cracker jack postal staff will deliver mail to me regardless of the name on the box. This package was actually addressed with Boucer’s name (Stephanie), but they gave it to me anyway.
Can it possibly be? Did Stephanie REALLY send me the elsuive Squirrel Nut Zippers (not to be confused with the band)?!? Yay!
But did the fun stop there? I think not. The S.L.O.B.s are such a generous bunch…look what Christy from The Daily Dish sent my way!
The questions in this libro are a hoot! Q:“In which situation did you realize that your partner had gotten older?” A: When she started mainlining La Mer cream to fight wrinkles. Thanks, Dishy!
And looky what I found in my box most recently…told you the postal guys will deliver anything to me. This package is from Connie…my favorite floozie.
And what was this box filled with? Have a look-see…
Yes friends, those are SQUISHY EYEBALLS. Connie kindly noted that they are not for eating. Bummer. And yes, that is a GIANT Hershy bar in the box. Someone pass me a jar of Jif…it’s going to be a long night.
Thanks to all my S.L.O.B.s for the loot. And for the rest of you slackers…it’s Box 3188!
I’m trying to figure out a way to mail you the pumpkin I carved with your picture on it, but I think you’ll have to be satisfied with the video for now…. (Wonderful S.L.O.B.S. sending neat stuff…yay!)
om nom nom nom.
Oh My GOD. I just noticed your new banner, LOL.
HEYYA CURLS!! What a great lotta loot you have there – YUM. Good thing connie warned you not to eat the eyeballs – from here they’re dead ringers for gummy candy. We got this wicked catalog in the mail w/ all sorts of crazy candy — oozing chocolates, foil wrapped body parts, etc. I decided to go w/ the usual though — FOUR 125 piece bags of chocolate bars.
Meaning.. For once, I HAVE CANDY TO SPARE. Hint-hint.
If I am not being transparent enough. Would you like some babe?
We have all the ones w/ peanuts up for grabs.
1) Baby Ruths
2) Snickers
3) Hershey’s Chocolate Bars w/ Almonds
4) Anything else w/ peanuts or other nuts which I may have overlooked.
I have been consuming the 100 grand bars w/ abandon. Those are not up for grabs.
Just be glad I sent the treat BEFORE you made me a witch!!!
Dishy, as much as I would LOVE the Snickers and Hershey’s with Almonds…I must refrain from begging…I will not be able to Rock the Kazbah (more on that later;))for my 50th if I keep eating junk!
Anyone else want a treat I will gladly send the extra candy your way!
Wow, Curly, with friends like that, who needs a bathroom scale! Live it up, it’s only Halloween once a year. Then it’s Christmas! Oh, wait, I forgot Thanksgiving. Plus my birthday. On which you may eat candy in my honor if you like. You can make good New Year’s resolutions and lose it all by Valentine’s Day! Enjoy.
hehehe hint hint nudge nudge! Love the eyeballs! How cool!
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Screw the squishy eyeballs, I saw me a bigass Hershey bar! Mmmmm, I could totally go for one of those now.
Check you out, getting all this lovin’. Eyeballs not for eatin??? Andrew Zimmern would sooo disagree.
Somebody else watches my boy, Andrew??? Did you see his awesome Halloween party? Yummy…haha tarantulas apparently taste like soft shell crab…yea right.
I did catch his Halloween special. Had I been there I would have tried… NOTHING!
I’d be willing to guess I’m a pickier eater than CWG. 
you two are speaking farsi. who is andrew? eating tarantulas? for serious? ert.
Meh. I’ve eaten pickled crickets. Not a big deal at all (now watch me die laughing while I picture CWG turning green!)
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My family got a box just like that one at the bottom.:)
cwg says: you’re lucky!!! did you eat up the big candy bar?
oh YES SHE DID. I ate allll the toblerones. Curl – ready for some chat>?
yah, dude.