I was parked in my office yesterday afternoon, praying for Thursday (Spring break, woo hoo!!!) when I had the pleasure of overhearing the following conversation between two waifish female students. Well, I guess it wasn’t a conversation as much as a rambling monologue from one student and monosyllabic responses from another.
Kimmy: You know what would [...]
Archive for March, 2009
Overheard in the Halls: High School Humor
Posted in life, tagged cutting off fat with a knife, high school, humor, life, teaching, teenagers, why i love my job on March 31, 2009 | 13 Comments »
(Good) Humor Me
Posted in life, tagged eating, Food, good humor man, good humor truck, ice cream, ice cream truck, life, New Jersey, snow cone, summer on March 30, 2009 | 17 Comments »
Sunday was a relatively nice day here in Jersey, with temperatures slowly meandering toward ‘not freezing’. In the afternoon, the sun was shining so Husban-dito opened some windows in the house.
I was busy doing laundry and cooking dinner reading a book and eating Cheetos, when I heard the siren call that signifies summer at the [...]
Cheesecake: It’s what’s for dinner.
Posted in Food, tagged cheesecake, cheesecake for dinner, dessert, eating, fattening dessert, Food, i love cheesecake and you should too on March 28, 2009 | 16 Comments »
Cheesecake and I have a long and torrid history. I can’t put my finger on the exact moment I fell madly for cheesecake, but I was probably about knee-high to a grasshopper.
Cheesecake is such a strange dessert; it is absolutely polarizing. People either love cheesecake with an unmatched ardor (like me), or shudder at the mere mention of its existence (like Husban-dito).
I [...]
Excuses, excuses…
Posted in life, tagged blogger, blogging, excuse notes, i've missed you guys, life, reading on March 27, 2009 | 8 Comments »
To Whom It May Concern:
Please excuse my daughter, CWG, from her blog absence over the last few days. She’s been very busy at work–it’s that most wonderful time of the year again–Parent-Teacher conferences.
CWG’s school is so hip and progressive that they host the conferences at NIGHT, hoping to improve parental attendance. Specifically, conferences run from 7-10pm, and she hasn’t [...]
867-5309: For a good time, call CWG.
Posted in life, tagged candlestick phone, communicaiton, crosley, how many phones do you have, landline, lego phone, life, old phones, speaking talking on the phone, telephones on March 25, 2009 | 12 Comments »
How many phones does an average couple require? If Husban-dito and I are the rule of thumb, then EIGHT (8) would be the answer.
We actually have more phones than we have telephone jacks in which to plug them. We’ve resorted to three-way adapters that allow three phone lines to be plugged into one jack.
Downstairs we have [...]
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