Okay gang, the first review of my As Seen on TV theme posting is here for your viewing pleasure. True to form, Christy from The Daily Dish has provided a knee-slapping, snort-inducing post. I may just retire from blogging and make Christy write all my posts. Without further ado, I present Christy’s review of The Turbie Twist.
HEY EVERYONE! Your fave pal Dishy here to tell you all about a little wonder product Curly is making me review I’ve discovered, called The Turbie Twist!!
WOW. What is it??
The Turbie Twist is a super-absorbent hair towel made especially for the girl-(or-guy)-on-the-go.
You know how after bathing, most people put their hair up in a towel a la Carmen Miranda?
Well. The Turbie Twist is sort of like that, but better. Instead of schlepping around w/ a big ding-dong bath towel like this poor SLOB
You can look like THIS (unbelievably stunning knock-out)
WOW. How does it work??
Unlike standard bath towels, which flop open and fall off your head, causing severe neck damage and potentially hazardous conditions, the Turbie Twist contains magical elastic band technology specifically engineered to keep that towel ON. (Many thanks to Curly for the drawing below.)
B/c of this revolutionary technology, the Turbie Twist allows its wearer complete freedom of movement whilst comfortably drying his or her hair. No more reaching up to steady that mass resting on your head. No more feeling like the proverbial bowling pin under a birdcage. No activity is TOO MUCH for the TURBIE TWIST!
But there’s MORE. The Turbie Twist’s patented space-age hair drying technology is so revolutionary, in fact, it simply has to be seen to be believed. Watch in AMAZEMENT as my hair dries right before your very eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!***
TAAAAAAAHHHHH-DAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Dishy, you’re so crazy.
I can’t decide which picture is the funniest. I haven’t laughed so hard at a blogged post in FOREVER!!!
cwg says: seriously, this woman is a one-woman comedy show.
Thanks guys!!! And lest I forget to mention. I’m now using my Turbie Twist in lieu of a hair net while I’m baking. They could TOTALLY market this thing that way — it’s FABULOUS!
Saddest thing though – I pulled something in my back jumping on the bed and now Curly thinks I’m gonna sue her —
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHH!!
Wait..
KIDDING BABY __ LOVE YOU!
xo
cwg says: as stated in my ORIGINAL post on product reviews, i cannot be held liable for any injuries sustained during the testing of these products. please forward any further contacts to my lawyers. thank you.
Sweet!
CyWyGY: Aren’t you glad I refused to let you send the Turbie Twist to me? I could never in a million years have produced a review as brilliant as Dish-Dish’s!
cwg says: i feel bad for anyone else who has to follow dishy. seriously. i’m sure my other reviewers (renee and megan) will be fab…but dishy is a hard act to follow!
Okay Dishy, this pretty much nails it: You’re writing my eulogy.
this is why i love dishy…she’s just puts it all out there.
if i did this review, i’d have to have a full face of stage makeup and then i’d call in annie leibovitz to stage and take the photographs, followed by several more hours of airbrushing.
Okay so if I use the turbie twist will I look as good????
Catching my breath now…Oh. My. Dishy Babe…you are so freakin funny!!!
Curly Dahling, this is why we love you…never a dull moment around heah (that is Southern for here
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I have to be honest — I own not one, but TWO Turbie Twists! My sister and I both received them for Christmas. I have yet to use them — I typically dry my hair pretty much immediately — but my sister loves them!
Excellent analysis, Christy — and Natalie for posting!
The photos were the best part
Thanks for the gigglefest!
cwg, did you get a merit badge for dramaramallama?
*ducks flying ped-eggs/stacks of books/oyster crackers*
cwg says: *stab, stab, stab*
As a person whose hair absolutely, absolutely must be air-dried, this wonderful review has me crying over my stupid curls and considering a professional straightening just to be able to own one of these.
yep, it is still as funny as the first time!!!
I love it!!! Now i GOTTA get one of those bad boys!!
You are fun–I will be back!