I’ve been promising pictures of Ant’s Halloween costume for almost a week–forgive the delay (and crummy photo)–things have been a bit hectic here. I have to mention that this costume wasn’t his first choice–he was actually going to go as the Geico lizard, but due to a wardrobe malfunction, the costume was abandoned days before our party.
I tend to go for more original costumes that involve lots of cursing, sewing, and/or creative thinking. Husban-dito is more of a ‘buy-it-and-pull-it-out-of the-bag’ kind of guy. This year he went as “Can’t Cut the Apron Strings“. I fretted that it might be construed as a bit dirty for a family party, but Ant just laughed and said, “Nat, it’s your family! They won’t think like that…”
Were less true words ever spoken????
Here he is in all his splendor…

Ant’s profile pose led to a frankly disturbing conversation in which various family members made suggestive jokes about the costume. I turned to Ant and said, “You said they wouldn’t think it was DIRTY!!!”
We’re a classy family if nothing else…

BWWWWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHH!!
Oh my goooodnessss!! Funniest thing EVER – and the look on his face. Priceless.
PS: If you have not watched it yet – you have to rent/buy the 4th season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. They do a musical which reminds me of this costume. Dee – the female lead – sings a song about Boy Love.
PPS: Can I come next year? Please?
We are here purely for your amusement! So glad you liked it. He looked really deranged, if I can be honest. Not that I didn’t!!!
nope, still as crazy the 2nd time round. ahhahahahha
PS: seriously – rent the 4th season and tell me what you think about the episode “who pooped the bed.”
He whipped that up in a couple of days? Ya’ll have SKILLZ!
Oh, heck no! He buys his costumes. I’m the sucker who makes hers. He’s the brains of this operation…
You two are nuts — LOL
PS: I don’t see any stuff in your house. It’s all clean. There is nothing on the tables. WHERE AM I??!! Talk me down!!!
I know, how do they do it??? Two people live in my house and it just doesn’t look THAT clean!!!
that costume was definitely WORTH THE WAIT!!!!!!!!
The S.L.O.B.S. are absolutely crashing the next Partay…if there is not one in progress…no prob…we will make one
HAPPY HALLOWEENIE CURLY AND ANT
Wow! That is absolutely hysterical!!!!!